Monday, September 23, 2024

What Kamala Wants


Like me, you might be a bit confused about what Kamala Harris stands for. After all this time of listening very carefully to the scraps of chit-chat between the hilarity and joy of the Democratic Party leaders who tell her what to think, I have gleaned the following tidbits concerning what a Harris/Walz administration will look like. Following are the things Kamala wants -- Tim doesn't matter.

She wants adulation, and if you can believe the polls and the campaign ads she's gotten it already. 

She wants women to have abortions, lots of abortions, whenever and wherever the mood strikes.

She wants immigrants, lots of immigrants -- legal or illegal, who cares as long as they vote for her. (Yes, she wants them to vote.)

She wants transgender surgery for those immigrants who choose it, and of course, also for prisoners. Who wouldn't want to change their sex while doing time? 

She wants to make history as the first half-Jamaican, half-Indian, female President. (Also black on some days.)

She wants fracking, or she doesn't want fracking -- depends on who's asking.

She wants people to pronounce her name correctly.

That's all I've got so far.



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