A Day to Celebrate Jews in America!

Today most working Americans will have the day off in order to celebrate a very important holiday that gets right to the heart of our national desire for diversity, equity and inclusion: It's National Bagel Day! (So far no word on whether Dr. Martin Luther King liked bagels.)

The great thing about bagels is that you can eat them regardless of your religion and skin color, even though they are clearly a food that originated in the Jewish communities of Poland. 

So before you grab your hastily-scrawled sign saying "Jews should all die" and dash off to the nearest anti-Israeli protest, consider your morning bagel, so yummy be it plain, sesame, poppy seed, the popular "everything," or one of those goyishe blueberry, raisin or cranberry concoctions (which are a shonda if you ask me), and thank the first Jew you meet. 

Anyway, Happy Bagel Day to all!