Do you know someone who has a broomstick up their ass? They live in many places, but are concentrated in blue states on the East coast. Usually they are women, and they are easy to spot: They are often a tad overweight or else anorexic, go gray early -- oh no, they would never color their hair -- and belong to book clubs, sometimes more than one.
That broomstick is their problem. It hurts, and so they are always in a bad mood, and rarely smile or laugh, certainly not at jokes they can't understand.
The city of Washington, D.C. is full of them, Nancy Pelosi being their leader and Queen of the Broomsticks, although I have met plenty of them here in Maine too.
Be on the lookout for them! Make sure not to use sarcasm in their presence as they don't "get" it. And let me tell you, if they find out you are a Republican they can make your life a living hell.
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