Astrological Mumbo Jumbo

"Your words could now surprise even you. You've got lots to say and do while the Moon moves through your 3rd House of Chatter, but the energy will get thrown off course when the Moon squares Uranus in your 12th House of the Subconscious, bringing things bubbling up from under the surface. You may say something that comes from out of the blue, and it could shock you as much as it shocks other people. These revelations can lead to major lightbulb moments!"

The drivel above could have come straight from a speech by Kamala Harris, as usual making no sense. But no, it is actually my Gemini horoscope for today, which I received in an unsolicited email from some Horoscope Person, I forget who already.

I can honestly say that none of it happened, whatever that would have meant. I had no major lightbulb moments. I was neither shocked, nor shocking to anyone else. Nothing bubbled up from beneath the surface.

It's crazy what some people do for a living.