Tuesday, November 15, 2022

Dear Mr. Trump

Dear Mr.Trump:

You don't know me but I am a former fan. Yes, I voted for you in the past, but that won't happen again. Should you choose to run, I will simply not vote in the 2024 election, since no amount of pot, cocaine or even magic mushrooms could get me to vote for Joe Biden in his sunset years, or even his sunrise years. 

Still, my point is this: DO NOT RUN IN 2024!!!!! You will lose badly, and then you'll look even worse than you already do. And consider poor Melania -- hasn't she suffered enough? Do you think she wants to move back to that hell-hole known as "inside the beltway"?

Instead, just play golf and eat well and enjoy your grandchildren. Stop reading the papers, unplug from the Internet and rest in the knowledge that you did great things as president. And one more thing -- and this could really get a lot of folks to be on your side: throw all your support behind Ron DeSantis, who will surely be a great president. Be his friend and he will be yours! 

So come out tonight and shock everyone and be nice and say how much you love America and want the Republicans to win in 2024, and to that end you will not be a candidate. 

Sincere thanks from the whole world,

Andrea


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