Saturday, August 13, 2022

Victoria's New Secret

The clothing company Victoria's Secret has always showcased beautiful models with incredibly toned bodies looking sexy in underwear and lingerie. The store's mannequins reflected those ideals. But alas, over the years as women have grown in girth and show no signs of stopping, the company's shares plummeted. Now it is seeking to redefine their brand in order to win back customers. 

This is being done by showing their wares on "different body types," i.e. fatties. Surveys show that customers agree: more "inclusive" marketing is a step in the right direction. Apparently Victoria's new secret is that she eats candy bars when nobody is looking.

No comments:

Post a Comment

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. Big Deal.

The words "grandmother" and "grandfather" have been abused by scores of lazy news writers who lack a broad vocabulary to...