Tuesday, February 8, 2022

Whoopi's Famous Chicken Recipes


Whoopi sure has come a long way since she wrote her Jewish American Princess Fried Chicken recipe (shown above) that appeared in the 1993 charity cookbook, Cooking in the Litchfield Hills. She's finally gotten in touch with her black roots and made the recipe much simpler. The new streamlined recipe appears below:

Ghetto Fried Chicken

Several large cardboard boxes

With a few friends, storm into a Colonel Sanders Fried Chicken restaurant. Fill boxes with as much fried chicken as y'all can carry. Leave quickly, run home and enjoy!


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