Kama, Kama, Kama Chameleon

Kamala dusting off her Indian look.

With the recent murders of several Asian-Americans, thank God we now have, according to the Huffington Post, "an Asian-American woman at the helm." So there it is in black and white: Nobody thinks Joe Biden is at the helm. (That's a relief, I thought it was just me.)

More to the point, who knew when we elected our VP that she was such an all-purpose figurehead? One minute she's black and celebrating Kwanzaa and loving Tupac, the next she's Asian just like those poor ladies in the spa. And her husband is Jewish, so we can assume that if anyone targets a synagogue she can claim she's Jewish by marriage.

Sadly she is not at all white so we are all on our own, what with Joe being, well, you know, not at the helm.