Friday, March 5, 2021

How Offensive Can I Be?


Godammit, what's a person got to do to get cancelled around here? I would LOVE that! My blog would shoot to the top of everyone's reading list and I might even make a couple of bucks! Dr. Suess books are now selling for over $700 on Amazon, and not just the six that got cancelled for "racist" content but a lot of his other titles too.

I suppose I could say things like Chinese people really do have slanted eyes, most blacks have rhythm and Jews are way smarter than everyone else. That might be a good place to start. I could go on and say that Latinos have funny accents, Irish people are drunks, Germans are dictatorial and follow directions too easily and French people are snooty. Pit bulls should be eliminated as a breed. Ditto Democrats.

Hey, this is fun. Obama wasn't born in America, we never landed on the moon, 9/11 was an inside job, Sandy Hook was staged (the dead kids were actors), Hillary Clinton had Vince Foster murdered and Michelle Obama is a tranny. Biden stole the election. Kamala Harris isn't black. All Lives Matter. Fat people are hideous and unhealthy and cost our health care system billions of dollars.

The food at The Olive Garden is atrocious. Tennis is boring. So is golf, except for Tiger Woods who is a hoot. Michael Jackson was into animals, not children. Covid was cooked up by Pelosi and the Chinese to get Trump out of office. The vaccine is a hoax. All Muslims are terrorists. Rachel Maddow is a man. So is Caitlyn Jenner.


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