Trump's Internal Organs

For some reason we Americans are supposed to care very much whether or not President Trump ever was put on supplemental oxygen while he was at Walter Reade Medical Center, where he is being treated for Covid. Despite his team of doctors giving a press conference yesterday morning saying he was doing great and that they were very encouraged, and despite Trump tweeting out a video to the world from his office at the hospital saying he was feeling a lot better, The New York Times, that unholy factory of misinformation, printed that the truth was being kept from us! They claim that "the White House has sowed confusion" because an anonymous source, their favorite kind of source, told them the President's condition is a lot worse and very worrisome. Not only that, but the lead story today starts with a joke running around the Internet about RBG causing it by winning her first case with the Lord. Ha ha.

Okay, I have to say that on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being "Big Deal, Who Doesn't Have It" and 10 being "Oh My God I Can't Go On," the news that Donald and Melania tested positive for Covid was, for me, about a 3. (My husband said a 4.) As for if he ever was put on supplemental oxygen, we both said 1. He's not on it now, so who the heck cares?

The incessant, voyeuristic prying of reporters, like truffle pigs digging in the dirt, is sickening. They will stop at nothing, assuming we all like truffles. Okay then, give us more. What about the Presidential Bowel Movements? Have they been regular? Are they a good size and well-formed? What color are they? How often does he go? Any blood in the stool? And what about his prostate? Does he get up to pee a lot at night? Come on man, tell us! We want to know everything we can about him because our own lives are so empty and boring we have nothing else to think about except Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump,Trump, Trump, Trump! (And of course, Melania.)