The Wicked Bitch of the West

Kamala Harris, woman of color, and her white privileged husband.

Quick: Name someone more haughty, hubristic, self-important, pompous, arrogant, adolescent and bitchy than Kamala Harris. Sorry, time's up. I'm guessing you couldn't think of anyone if you watched her performance on last night's televised debate, in which Kammie played the surly teenage daughter, VP Mike Pence as the calm, clear-thinking dad and moderator Susan Page the somewhat befuddled visiting aunt hoping to make peace in the family. It went something like this: 

DAD: "Where were you tonight, young lady, and with whom? It's way past your curfew." 

KAMMIE: "I can't decide if I should go to the prom with Billy or Pete. They both love me." 

DAD: "I will ask you again, where were you this evening?" 

KAMMIE: "I hate my new math teacher. He thinks he's so smart, but I know a lot more than he does." 

DAD: "Young lady, I am asking you for the last time, will you and Joe Biden pack the Supreme Court and enact the Green New Deal?" 

KAMMIE: "I am the only one in this room who has prosecuted people for crimes. So there." 

AUNT SUSAN: "What would you two like for dinner, Chinese or pizza? It's getting late so I really need an answer." 

Some of the dumber things Kammie said: 

1. Americans were panicked because they didn't know when they were going to get their next roll of toilet paper, thanks to Trump knowing about the seriousness of the virus for a whole month and not telling the American people, ironically in order to avoid a panic. 

2. Joe Biden has a plan to end the virus! Yikes, who knew he is so skilled in that area? Anyway, he will force people to wear masks (good luck with that) and wash their hands (ditto). Plus he will definitely get a vaccine to everyone! 

3. A Biden-Harris administration will end the police problem by banning choke-holds. Duh, those are already totally and utterly discouraged by our current president and everyone else in the world, and so far outlawed in the state of New York, to no avail. According to NPR, "A review of bans on neck restraints in some of the nation's largest police departments found them largely ineffective and subject to lax enforcement. And when chokeholds specifically were banned, a variation on the neck restraint was often permitted instead." 

Harris lost out to the dozen other hopefuls during the early days of the nominating process last year, earning among the lowest numbers in every poll after each debate. So low that she dropped out of the race before any votes were cast in any primaries. And if the Democrats win in November, she will be the President of the United States! (After they kill off Sleepy Joe of course.) Is this a nutty country or what?