The bathroom ceiling was less than ideal.... |
Elevator wait time is between A Cold Day in August and The 12th of Never.
One thin blanket from an orphanage in a Dickens novel was all you got.
No cups or glasses in the bathroom, just use what God gave you.
Filthy, worn carpeting grossed us out.
A late check-out of even 10 minutes will cost you $200!
Breakfast buffet: cold scrambled eggs, colder bacon, potato ice chips and frozen oatmeal ($20).
Amateur spackling job (see photo above) was alarming.
The tiny room suitable for Keebler Elves didn't even have a Bible!
Bag of mystery garbage (we were afraid to look inside) under the bed was there the whole time; so much for the daily maid service!
On the plus side, it's next door to a 24-hour Duane Reed drugstore, which came in handy when shopping for Pepto-Bismol due to the hotel's nauseating condition.
Room charge: $290 per night
Wow! That is baaad, you should have stayed at the hotel in Jersey City that looks across the river to Manhattan, beautiful place, if you ever go back, but it was over $500 a night.
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