Thursday, May 23, 2019

Beam Me Up, Scotty

I hate paying taxes these days, and here's why: The people who are running our government are a bunch of egomaniacal ninnies who likely couldn't figure out that in order to make a cheese omelet you need cheese, and of course eggs, and that you need to break the eggs.

Seriously, most of them are losers who never learned a proper trade and so run around kissing strangers' babies in diners to get a job where all they have to do is keep kissing those babies, eat funnel cake at state fairs and show up for the State of the Union address every four years.

And yet they have the audacity to vilify our duly elected president and his family with abandon and no punishment besides "censure," which means having a finger wagged at you while someone above your pay grade says, "Tsk, tsk, tsk." For example, here is a snippet of today's news found online:

"MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) — Alabama lawmakers abruptly adjourned after one lawmaker called for the censure of another over comments that included calling the president's son "evidently retarded." 

Republican Rep. Arnold Mooney of Shelby County on Wednesday went to the House microphone to read a letter seeking censure of Rep. John Rogers, a Democrat. Mooney said Rogers brought "shame" on Alabama with comments he made after debate on a proposed abortion ban.  Rogers used the slur to describe Donald Trump Jr. and also suggested he should have been aborted."

We should immediately redouble our efforts in outer space. There must be more intelligent life somewhere.


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