Top 10 Reasons Obama Sucks (IMHO)

The Leader of the Free World out for a spin.

1. He continues to say "ISIL" even though the rest of the world (except his underlings) says "ISIS," yet offers no explanation for his deviation from the norm. Just tell us why, once and for all!

2. His ears are way too big, making him look just like Curious George, a fictional character. This is distracting and makes it hard to pay attention when he gives one of his boring speeches or attempts to give a bumbling news conference without a script.

3. He abruptly ended his 20-year-long friendship with a man he had respected for 20 years (yes I know I already said that) because it made him look bad. The Reverend Jeremiah Wright often spewed hatred against white people in his weekly sermons, yet Obama later claimed in his own defense that he "wasn't listening." Well then what was he doing there anyway?  

4. He looks very silly when attempting anything remotely physical or athletic. (See photo above.)

5. He hates Israel and Bibi Netanyahu. As a Jew, this offends me.

6. He sent his daughters to a ritzy, ultra-private, over-the-top expensive middle and high school in Washington, D.C. instead of setting a great example and uplifting every single African-American citizen in the nation's capital (and the entire country) by sending his kids to the mostly-minority public schools, like former president Jimmy Carter did with his daughter Amy.

7. Talk about low energy -- he often seems like he took too much Valium. This might explain why he comes off as weak, ineffectual and sort of girly (not that there's anything wrong with that) most of the time.

8. He married Michelle, a woman who admitted she was "never proud of her country" until he was elected. (WTF?)

9. His middle name, Hussein, is off-limits. Years ago, when he was first running for office, his opponent John McCain was asked by a reporter if it was ever appropriate to use the Senator's middle name. McCain said, "No, it is not. Any comment that is disparaging of Senator Obama is totally inappropriate." So just saying his middle name is disparaging him. Huh?

10. I'm pretty sure he's a radical Muslim terrorist.