Dream Eating

This time of  year my will power weakens and I find myself wanting to eat badly and thinking about food more than usual. Partly this is because our teeny, tiny post office puts out "holiday goodies" made by the locals, twice a day, so when you go get the mail in the morning there's that stuff staring at you. And then you go back to see what the afternoon offering is. In fact, this coming Tuesday is my day and I will be putting out my own Christmas sugar cookies, which are to die for if I may say.

Following is the list of what I never eat but would if I could just stop caring (like Hillary Clinton apparently has, did you see her at the debate last night?) about getting fat or having a stroke or not being able to fit into any of my clothes:

Mallomars (whole box)

Drake's Coffee Cake (several minis)

Potato chips (Barbecue flavor)

Sara Lee Cheesecake (Everyone likes it)

Entenmann's chocolate-chip cookies

Freihoffer's chocolate-chip cookies

Chocolate truffles (Expensive kind)

Fritos with Lipton's Onion Soup sour cream dip

Egg rolls

Chicken pot pie

Ravioli

Butterfingers candy bar

Three Musketeers candy bar

Cheez-its (whole box)

Bagel, lox and cream cheese

Key Lime pie

Mike & Ikes

Peanut M & Ms

Auntie Anne's pretzel with salt

Kosher hot dog on a bun 

Nathan's French fries with ketchup

Glazed honey wheat donut (or stick)

Anchovy and black olive pizza

Peanut butter & jelly sandwich on white bread

Grilled American cheese sandwich 

Any kind of sandwich at all