Tuesday, April 28, 2015

The Wrong City Fell


Some of Baltimore's youth grieving over the fallen whoever he was by attacking a police car.
Too bad Baltimore didn't have that recent major earthquake instead of Kathmandhu, where the death toll is now hovering around 4,000. Then all the looters would have a much easier job!

Those diapers should help calm things down.
They wouldn't have to waste time destroying property as it would already be done for them. They could simply stroll into all the demolished storefronts and take everything they please. As for those cases of liquor you see them scurrying off with on the news, they could just lap up the stuff spilled on to the streets like feral animals. And they could rob all the dead people lying in the rubble, and maybe even get their hands on some of that foreign aid money that has started flowing in to help the victims. What a field day they could all have! 

It's all in the name of justice, of course, for that dead criminal, whatshisname? Freddy something. I'm not sure how petty looting deters the admittedly growing insanity of urban police killing young black men for seemingly little provocation, but it seems to be quite popular.

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