Monday, April 20, 2015

The World's Worst Human?

Proud Molly

Who doesn't love Asian food?
There exists in the world a deranged woman named Molly Schuyler who is recognized as a champion "competitive eater." She has won fame and fortune and her own Wikipedia page by stuffing her 120-pound body with multiple 72-ounce steaks, mountains of hot dogs, piles of chicken wings, and just about anything else on the table. She is the mother of four and would likely eat her own children if there were a really good prize offered. Perhaps she could eat some of those starving kids in North Korea (see photo) and put them out of their misery. They look like they would go down real easy.

Molly going for the gold.

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