It's all in the title. I'm pretty sure that if I had called my last blog post "Phony-Baloney Bullshit" I would have attracted many more readers than I got with "Keeping Up With the #." But it's a delicate balance between being sensational and maintaining a shred of dignity. Until now I have opted for dignity, but these days dignity gets you nowhere, which Miley Cyrus has certainly proven beyond all doubt. So I am determined to try harder to be trashier. To that end, I will write the following posts in the coming weeks, and ask my readers to choose which titles would most grab their attention:How I Almost Gave President Clinton a Blow Job
Walking Around Naked at Home
My Boobs Are Too Big
Men and Their Penises: Enough Already!
Sex, Sex, Sex Over Sixty, Seventy and Eighty
Eating in Bed Saves Time
Heroines On Heroin
I'm Having a Facelift
The Truth About Bikini Waxes
Pissing Off Reverend Sun Myung Moon
I'm VERY interested in ALL of them . . . except maybe the #bikiniwaxes
ReplyDeleteYOU are so funny Andrea! ...'enough already! hahaha..
ReplyDeleteJackie
First and Last!
ReplyDelete--Tedinski
I like the first one.
ReplyDeleteYou could write a book of collected events from many people I bet. It WOULD sell.....and maybe you'd break even after paying off the lawyers.