Tomorrow morning will usher in a dark time for America. Regardless of who wins the election, or doesn't yet win because of all the recounts and accusations of fraud and no voting due to power outages in the storm-ravaged counties along the east coast, approximately half the citizenry will be plunged into the depths of despair. And why, I ask you? Because their guy didn't win.
Their guy won't get to live in luxury on the taxpayer's dime, and travel the world at will and on a whim aboard a flying 5-star hotel, and hang out with celebrities and have anyone he wants over for dinner and a show. Their guy's wife won't be on the cover of all the magazines and on all the TV talk shows, and their guy's kids won't get their books published even when they are crap. (Being president sure has its perks.) Then again, their guy won't get older before our eyes like time-lapse photography of a flower in bloom losing its petals, since, like a dog, every year of being president is equal to seven life years of a regular person.
My prediction: No matter who wins, there will always be the homeless poor and the disgustingly rich. And no matter who wins, abortion will always be legal and remain quite popular. Ditto marijuana, except the complete opposite. So buck up everyone, because regardless of who becomes president, the only way your life can change is through your own efforts. Good luck!
Their guy won't get to live in luxury on the taxpayer's dime, and travel the world at will and on a whim aboard a flying 5-star hotel, and hang out with celebrities and have anyone he wants over for dinner and a show. Their guy's wife won't be on the cover of all the magazines and on all the TV talk shows, and their guy's kids won't get their books published even when they are crap. (Being president sure has its perks.) Then again, their guy won't get older before our eyes like time-lapse photography of a flower in bloom losing its petals, since, like a dog, every year of being president is equal to seven life years of a regular person.My prediction: No matter who wins, there will always be the homeless poor and the disgustingly rich. And no matter who wins, abortion will always be legal and remain quite popular. Ditto marijuana, except the complete opposite. So buck up everyone, because regardless of who becomes president, the only way your life can change is through your own efforts. Good luck!
Excellent! CO and WA voted for 21st century weed regulation, and Maine made some pretty bold votes as well. That's cool.
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