Biden's Willing Executioners

Today's post title was inspired by a 1996 book entitled "Hitler's Willing Executioners" by Daniel Goldhagen. The author makes the case that Hitler did not act alone but was aided and abetted by ordinary German citizens and the entire German military establishment under his rule. Certainly Adolf was not working in the showers, turning on the gas, or driving the trains that carried the Jews to the various death camps. To pull off such an undertaking he needed a lot of help!

Susan Rice and Joe Biden, showing us how it is.

In much the same way, Joe Biden is not alone in the grand deception that he is physically capable and cogent enough to be running our country, which coincidentally is losing its reputation as the most powerful and most respected nation in the world. To quote Hillary Clinton, and who ever thought I would  do that with a straight face, "It takes a village!" Of course she was talking about raising children, and she was right. But it applies as well to running the enterprise known as Joe Biden, a shell of a man who, without instructions from his wife and his convicted felon son, would hardly be able to shuffle out of the White House residence in street clothes and hard shoes, let alone know where to go and what to say.

For that he needs handlers like Susan Rice, Valerie Jarrett, Kamala Harris and a team of speechwriters to prop him up, concealing his true condition from the public in order to keep their cushy jobs, or worse -- face retribution should they dare to leak the truth. The very worst of these is his Press Secretary, Karine something something -- more easily called KJP. Once a week she faces an army of reporters seeking honest answers and instead supplies them with platitudes, half-truths and just plain evasion. To be blunt, it's sickening. Two years ago her salary was $185,000 and is likely more now, but that hardly seems worth it to lie to the whole world on a regular basis. I'd want at least a million and an escape plan for when all hell breaks loose.

As for Dr. Jill, she shouted at a televised campaign rally earlier today that, "Every morning, Joe wakes up ready to serve Americans!" Yes, Jill, we know, but what is he serving? (If you guessed "a crock of shit," you were right.)

Sarah Jessica Parker Drives Women Crazy

I wish I knew on what planet actress Sarah Jessica Parker is not beautiful. Wherever it is, many female Earthlings must live there and feel it necessary to state that she is hideous, ugly, and horse-faced all over the Internet. I'd give anything to see what all her detractors look like.

Life Is Ridiculous

By the time one has lived for 78 years most of the things that once seemed important don't anymore. Yet William Shakespeare was only 42 when he deemed life, "a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." He was definitely onto something, even at that young age.

Peach astilbe, healthy.

Outside of wars and childhood cancer, it appears that society's concerns in general have become ridiculous. Proof of this can be found in the several thousand episodic TV shows currently commanding the attention of the average American. (I only interact with average Americans so can only speak to that; possibly Elon Musk does not binge-watch anything.) Aside from geniuses who invent things, we've become a nation of watchers rather than doers. Sadly, I am one of them. There's no telling  what we might have accomplished by now if there were no TV or Internet. 

I'd love to find out but I'm addicted to The Bear, currently in its third season. And before that, so many shows preceded it that filled my head with content unrelated to my real life. In fact, most "news" has nothing to do with me: Ringo Starr just turned 84. Joe Biden isn't quitting despite being senile. It hit 120 degrees in Las Vegas yesterday, an all-time high. It's almost time for the Paris Olympics, and I'm not competing in them. Russia bombed a children's hospital in Ukraine yesterday. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are having marital problems.

Here's a bit of my life: Last week my husband made me a new garden bed into which I planted nine beautiful healthy flowers. Eight of them are thriving and one, a lovely pink astilbe, is sick and appears to be dying. I've given it plant food, water it daily and talk to it several times a day, with little positive result. This makes me sad. I will probably have to pull it up soon and replace it. 

While my dying astilbe means nothing to anyone, is totally trivial and matters less than a passing wisp of cloud in the sky, it's more important to me than whether or not The Bear's fictional Carmy and Claire get back together, yet just this morning I spied four different articles on that particular subject online, each followed by heated debates among the show's fans.

Life is changing every minute: People will continue to breed, unless transgenderism becomes the norm, and some new fad will eventually replace those ubiquitous tattoos. Maybe someday it will become less ridiculous. I can dream, can't I?

Idiocracy To Replace Democracy

Life imitates art: The President in "Idiocracy".

This must be a dream. What did I have for dinner last night? Oh yeah, some grass-fed lamb that wasn't past its sell-by date but was dangerously close. I spit it out quick, but not before some of it got to my brain and, as I slept, caused some crazy shit. Like, get this: Kamala Harris was the President of the United States! 

Yes, Giggles herself, the very same one who loves yellow school buses and blow jobs -- wait, can I still say that without being arrested at four in the morning and carted off to prison? Yes? Okay, then I will let it stand. Anyway, in my dream she was just as dumb as she is in real life. I woke up in a cold sweat.

I can still remember the hoots and hollers when Senator John McCain, then the Republican candidate for president, named Sarah Palin as his VP choice. Upon reflection, compared to Harris, Palin was Albert Einstein.

Despite Joe saying he's not going anywhere and people saying Harris is a shoo-in for the job, today's New York Times weighs the relative merits of other potential candidates under consideration to replace Biden on the ticket. Meanwhile, he is out "campaigning" in Pennsylvania. This is beyond sad -- it's shocking that his wife Jill has not been arrested on charges of elder abuse.

Anyway, if you have not yet seen the movie Idiocracy you'd better watch it soon, just in case Trump loses. You'll want a contingency plan.

Telling It Like It Is

The Inner Joe Biden

It's shocking how often worn-out euphemisms are used in public discourse by the people ostensibly in power who allegedly know and speak "the truth." Nobody, certainly not anyone in the media who doesn't work for FOX News, comes even close to truth. So I was surprised when George Stephanopoulos, a network news stooge who has openly aligned himself with Democrats since his earliest days on the scene, grilled Joe Biden in a televised interview about his capacity to serve as president. In fact, Stephanopoulos was like a pit bull chomping down on a toddler; he was not about to lose his prize, which in this case would be his own waning career. 

Still, even though he repeatedly asked Biden if he was fit to hold the highest office in the land, he never went in for the kill. He didn't say what I would have said given the chance, which is, "Oh please, everyone wants you out! Just quit already and stay home in your jammies watching reruns of Gilligan's Island!" (This is probably why I don't have a career in journalism.)

"I don’t think anybody’s more qualified to be president or win this race than me." -- Joe Biden

I am not one to use euphemisms. In my mind, "a woman's right to choose" is actually "murdering unborn babies." Joe Biden is not "having lapses of memory," he is "losing his mind." He also is losing his grip on reality, which is the only way to explain his ridiculous statement in the interview that he is the most qualified person to lead our country! Come on, man! The truth is, almost anyone could do a better job than Joe, with the possible exception of Kamala Harris.

How come nobody ever says that? 

"Sleepy Joe" Needs More Sleep

"Sleepy Joe" is a nickname for Joe Biden coined by Donald Trump in 2019 after a series of videos showing Biden nodding off during important meetings and television interviews. It quickly became a meme on social media, and five years later it turns out to be 100% accurate, as the Biden team is now blaming his poor debate performance on a lack of sufficient sleep. He doesn't have cognitive decline after all, he was just sleepy. Well that's a load off!

Despite the cacophony of calls for him to resign, Biden is staying put. Last week he told a group of Democratic governors with concerns about his fitness for office that he just needs to work fewer hours, including wrapping up his schedule by 8pm each day. He stressed that he is physically fit, but "it's just my brain." 

I don't know about you but I feel a lot better hearing this. It's no big deal, he's just not a night owl! (Let's all hope no terrorists get wind of this and attack us after dark.) 

A Fine Kettle of Fish

Republicans are sane, for the most part, whereas Democrats on the whole are out of their gourds, oblivious to facts, and worst of all, racists. They chose a Vice President based on her skin color and not her character, which is the EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. SAID TO DO! And now they are in a tizzy, dither and flap, having conniption fits over the horrifying reality that if Joe Biden quits or dies in his sleep or trips over his own feet or falls into a sinkhole or whatever, they will be faced with Kamala Harris, a hapless ninny, as the LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD!

Come on now, laugh with me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Come On, Man!

Apparently Joe Biden's handlers don't know the cardinal rule about lying: ONLY GIVE ONE EXCUSE! Any more and obviously you are groping for something that might stick. 

After his poor debate performance last week, they simply should have said, "He is an old man with a failing memory and can't put a sentence together without a teleprompter." We all would have believed that one. But instead, they came up with the following list which they use whenever the spirit moves them:

"He had a cold." (The kind where there's no sniffling, coughing, sneezing, runny nose or nasal quality to one's voice, and it's gone the next day, leaving you with a Florida tan.)

"He had a grueling travel schedule." (He flew to and from Europe 11 days earlier and still had jet lag.)

"He was over-rehearsed." (So he forgot everything because his brain was too full.)

"He had a bad night." (That one was evidently true.)

Come on, man -- everyone knows that if you want to be President, you gotta know how to lie convincingly. It's the very basis of all politics. Jeesh!

Crazy Mixed-up Robots

I read a story online about Biden's mental infirmity and how it might hinder his chances of being re-elected. Naturally the comments following it were heated. One was a lengthy diatribe against Donald Trump, claiming that Biden was perfectly fine and needed to save us from "the end of Democracy," which every liberal must repeat at least once a day or else they will be murdered in their sleep by a member of the Clinton death squad.

Anyway, that comment blew my mind and I wrote, aiming for helpful rather than vengeful, "You need help, get some therapy." The bot rejected my comment deeming it counter to the rules of civil discourse and suggesting I edit the offensive message. So I wrote what I really thought, which was, "You are a crazy lunatic asshole."

That comment was accepted and remains. So I'm wondering who is teaching those robots what's okay and what isn't.

Poor Old Joe

It's obvious that the malicious Democrats now running the country don't give a hoot about Joe Biden. This includes his wife, the evil Doctor Jill, currently posing on the cover of Vogue as if all is well. 

If any one of them actually did care about him, that poor old man would have been safe at home, tucked into a comfy rocker sipping cocoa in a fleecy bathrobe and slippers instead of standing at a podium, slack-jawed under hot lights, trying hard to sort out the jumble of facts that had been crammed into his addled brain by the cabal* of power-hungry politicians eager to maintain their tenacious grip on the presidency.

* A cabal is a group of people who are united in some close design, usually to promote their private views or interests in an ideology, a state, or another community, often by intrigue and usually without the knowledge of those who are outside their group.

Don't Blame It On Aging

A shrinking brain is never good.

Joe Biden and Donald Trump are both giving aging a bad name. And as a physically fit 78-year-old still in possession of all my marbles -- and possibly a few extra -- I don't like it one bit. Trump may be mentally very sharp but sadly, like too many older Americans he is obese, while Biden is scaring young people by making them think he's a normal 81-year-old who happens to occasionally stutter. He definitely is not that.

Biden's problem isn't his advancing age, it's his retreating brain. In fact, Alzheimer's doesn't care how old you are -- my own mother first showed signs of it at age 57 and died at 62. We have been lied to about his condition by all of Biden's protectors, including his family and most egregiously the liberal media. Someone has got to tell Joe, "Come on, man -- we all saw the debate! You're out of it, at least some of the time, and being president means you're on call all of the time." (The silliest lie is that Joe is brilliant between the hours of 10am and 4pm. The horror of 9/11 began at 8:14am -- uh oh, should we wake Joe or not?)

The truth is that many, if not most, of Joe's peers are mentally fit 24/7. My friend Ron H. is 87 and except for slight hearing loss shows no signs of slowing down, is not an ounce overweight, and undertakes construction projects on his property that many far younger men would not even attempt. Another friend, John C., who will turn 90 in a few months, has some back issues but is up to speed intellectually; I'd certainly trust him with the nuclear codes, which is not something I can say about Biden. Then there's Harrison Ford, 81, who needs no introduction and is still entertaining us on film, as is June Squibb, a great actress who at 94 has the title role in "Thelma," currently showing in theaters, and she doesn't play an old lady.

So the issue is not that Joe is old, it's that he has dementia. Oh, and he lies and is a crook, but that's another post.