A Final Plea to Democrats

With the election just twelve days away, can we talk honestly? Less than a year ago -- and for pretty much all of her time in office as VP -- Kamala Harris was the laughingstock of late-night TV hosts, stand-up comics and most of the conservative press, both here and abroad. Even the liberals got in plenty of jokes at her expense. All of this caused the Democrats to consider tapping someone else to run with Biden in 2024, fearing Harris would tank the ticket.

Then, in a televised debate with Donald Trump, President Biden proved himself an incapable leader beyond salvation. Appearing feeble, frail and clearly demented, the Party bigwigs freaked out! Oy vey, what to do? Replacing Biden with someone younger and more relatable came with an inescapable problem: If they didn't promote Kamala to the top of the ticket they would be called out as racist and sexist. Or so thought the party's internal DEI dictators, the same woke crowd responsible for Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg (inept but gay) and Assistant HHS Secretary Rachel Levine (inept but transgender). 

So with no other option they went with Kamala, despite her being a ninny who worries very much about how her name is pronounced, LIKE THAT MATTERS!!!  Everyone knows she is inarticulate, has a bad personality, laughs inappropriately, is devoid of any original ideas, lacks charisma --  and in certain lights looks just like Mr. Ed, the talking horse. 

Those qualities surfaced during the 2020 Democratic primary race when she was the first to drop out due to lack of voter support resulting in not enough cash to fund her campaign. And yet here we are, in the very strange position of having an obvious loser run for the Leader of the Free World! 

Most people know that the "man behind the curtain," or in today's world the teleprompter, is Barack Obama, but even he has been looking pretty weak on the campaign trail these days, resorting to yelling at black men to vote for their "sista" and rapping with Eminem, who BTW is white so if you gonna rap, do it with a brutha, man.

Come on Dems -- get over yourselves! Tough times call for tough measures, and Kamala Harris is not tough, will never be tough, and is in fact about the weakest Democrat I can think of. Heck, at this point Sen. Elizabeth Warren looks like a combination of Atlas and Joan of Arc in comparison. And hey, isn't she part Native American?