Lil' Kim Is Bigger Than God

A freak of nature who is a rapper, maybe, or hip-hopper or whatever they call it these days, Lil' Kim, 49, has an ego the size of Texas and even bigger breasts. She claims that her upcoming memoir is "currently getting orders that indicate it will outsell the Bible."

Sadly, there are people like this who are allowed to vote in our elections. (No wonder the U.S. is such a mess.) 

According to the publisher, Hachette Books, Lil' Kim's memoir is set for release on September 23, 2025. Be sure to mark your calendar.