Wednesday, November 1, 2023

I'll Never Eat Chinese Food Again


Patrick Dai, a Chinese-American student at Cornell, faces five years in jail for his hateful antisemitic scrawls all over the Internet. His parents, in his defense, claim he has been, "in a deep depressive state since 2021."

Me too, but now I feel even worse. And to think I once wanted to go to Cornell.

I'm pissed. Maybe I'll call a lot of Chinese restaurants and place extensive orders and never pick them up. (That's about the worst I can imagine doing.)

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