Other People

I've only been awake for two hours in this new year and I'm already pissed off and depressed over the stupidity of other people. This is because I made the mistake of logging on to the Internet, where everyone else is.

It's like merging onto a highway that allows anyone to enter regardless of their intelligence, which explains those frustrating traffic jams where you crawl for fifteen minutes or even come to a full stop, wondering what the problem could possibly be and it turns out there's never any problem -- no big accident or giant hole in the road, just some jerk going too slow in the left lane, until suddenly it all clears up and off you go.

When will I learn that "other people" are the biggest problem of all? Will it be this year? I certainly hope so.