Well I'm sick of it. I've been here for 14 years (in March) and surely that's enough time to find at least a couple of people I can relate to. To date I have exactly one friend here who would care if I died, all the rest live far away making it hard to pal around with them or have them gather at my deathbed, should the need arise. As for neighbors, they all stopped talking to me the day I stuck that Susan Collins sign in my lawn.
Also I have had it up to here with all the business names like Mainely Hair and Mainely Custard and Mainely Tubs and Mainely Plumbing & Heating and Mainely Heating Oil and Mainely Seafood Company and Mainely Construction Rentals and Mainely Fitness and Mainely Outdoors and Mainely Murders Bookstore and Mainely SEO and Mainely Grass and Mainely Frames & Gallery and Mainely Brews and Mainely Coffee and Mainely Real Estate and Mainely Vinyl and Mainely Provisions and Mainely Sips and Mainely Burgers. That tells you something about Mainers, doesn't it?
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