Friday, June 25, 2021

Lord's Prayer, Updated

Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray the Lord my soul to keep

If my entire condo building collapses on top of me before I wake,

I pray the Lord will send in a search team to find me in the rubble and sue the bastards responsible.




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