Trashing Tiffany Trump

Yesterday's post, which "trashed" Kimberly Guilfoyle, was wildly popular with readers. Apparently everyone loves a hater, which explains the success of legendary comics Joan Rivers and Don Rickles, both of whom relied solely on criticizing famous people to rake in the dough. (Sadly Joan went too far when she called President Obama "gay" and Michelle "a tranny" and thus found herself dead soon after, but that's another post.)

Tiffany Trump at last night's RNC convention.

Clearly most humans are mean-spirited at heart, even if they keep it to themselves. In fact, especially when they keep it to themselves, which is why they thrill to see someone say out loud what they secretly think. Saying what you really think is just not done in polite society, everyone knows that. So then, what are we supposed to say? These days it's pretty clear, thanks to the guard dogs of "cancel culture" ripping into anyone who dares go off the reservation.

And just saying "go off the reservation" is going off the reservation, if you get what I mean, because that's offensive to Indians. And calling them "Indians" instead of Native Americans is also bad. And saying "them" when referring to a minority is not allowed either, because somehow grouping people with similar traits together is insulting.

Barbie

Just about the only thing that is allowed is the bitterly acerbic trashing of Donald Trump and his family. (I for one look forward to trashing his daughter Tiffany, the human Barbie doll, one of these days. I mean, come on -- is she serious? Who wants to look like that? What is this, 1960?) You can do it in print, online, on CNN and MSNBC and just about every other media outlet. Say he's a buffoon, a moron, a nitwit, a whatever, and you will be applauded! Call him Orange Man without fear of retribution! Say he's a racist and nobody will blink an eye, even though plenty of black people support him but somehow they are not the "right kind" of black people, i.e. Van Jones, so they don't count. It's all so confusing....

The only sure way to know what's acceptable is to watch CNN every night and read The New York Times every day. If you do this consistently you don't have to use your noodle to figure out anything for yourself, earning you the respect of all the non-deplorables and leaving you lots of time, depending on your age, to play video games, binge-watch your favorite TV shows or play with your grandchildren.