Note to self: Buy anti-aging pillowcase before next birthday. Apparently there is now one on the market, and thank God I won't have to actually look my age anymore.
Who knew that buying the wrong silk pillowcase, which is very easy to do I might add, can actually cause wrinkles? The one I saw advertised is made of mulberry silk, which as you know is the key to not growing older. I did not know and have been sleeping on cotton pillowcases my whole life and consequently I kept aging and got to be 74, which sucks. I am also going to invest in one of those anti-aging exercise videos I saw advertised on Instagram this morning. Both of those things together should certainly stop the clock.
Aren't modern-day scientists amazing? Okay, so they haven't found a cure for coronavirus and can't agree if the wearing of masks actually does more harm than good, but they can keep you from getting wrinkles, or at least diminish the look of the wrinkles you already have is what the fine print says, so when you actually contract the virus and die you will look fabulous in that casket. (For a dead person.)
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| Illustration by Mark Lynch |
Aren't modern-day scientists amazing? Okay, so they haven't found a cure for coronavirus and can't agree if the wearing of masks actually does more harm than good, but they can keep you from getting wrinkles, or at least diminish the look of the wrinkles you already have is what the fine print says, so when you actually contract the virus and die you will look fabulous in that casket. (For a dead person.)
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