Monday, March 23, 2020

Funny or Die

It is 3:45 in the afternoon and I just cracked open a bottle of wine. This is unusual for me, but hey,  today is an unusual day. First off, I was given the finger twice while driving in the last half hour, and who knows why since I had done nothing wrong, at least not that I could discern. Actually, to be completely honest in the first case, when all I did was turn into a store parking lot, I got TWO FINGERS from the guy who was pissed off, one on each uplifted hand.

Shaken, I returned home to find an email from an editor who published an essay I wrote saying she had received angry comments from readers claiming I was insensitive to the current pandemic just because I used a little gallows humor when I said that if I got the virus now rather than in a few weeks I could score a respirator at the hospital. Oh please, lighten up people! There are always jokes in hard times; that's how we make it through.

I can still remember when I heard the Space Shuttle Challenger had blown up on January 28, 1986.  I was driving home from work for lunch when I heard the horrific news on my car radio shortly before noon. By the time I completed the fifteen minute commute, circled my block a couple of times to find parking, and walked up to my second floor apartment where my phone was ringing, somebody had already thought up a joke about the disaster which the caller told me. (What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.) So please, give me a break for saying what I said about the respirators. FYI, it's true.

2 comments:

  1. It is worth noting that shock jock Howard Stern made his career by calling Air Florida the morning after one of their planes had crashed into a Washington DC bridge and asking “how much does it cost for a ticket from national airport to the 14th street bridge?” There were still bodies floating in the Potomac at the time...

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  2. OMG! I LOVE YOUR HUMOR! I wish you would post your stuff publicly, but I feel so lucky to experience it. Thank you so much.

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