Tuesday, March 10, 2020

Wag the Coronavirus

First off, let's all admit that the Democrat's three-year attempt to take Trump down with the Russian thing failed, big, fat Mueller Report and all. Ditto the impeachment, which only served to increase the President's approval ratings. So what else could they do? Hey, here's an idea: What if a Mysterious Chinese Virus arose that fucked-up Trump's precious "good economy" and threatened the lives of all Americans? Better yet, one that Trump could be accused of mishandling? And not only that, but the flagging ratings of all the news shows would be invigorated! It's brilliant!

Anyway, it could have happened that way, who knows. "We the People" know nothing about anything, and that's the truth. As for this virus thing, it is possibly being blown out of proportion by the media just for the reasons stated above. Hysteria reigns, and that's the way to sell papers, which explains why Trump is being excoriated by his critics for "downplaying" the seriousness of it all. Most recently they whined that he hasn't been tested for the virus, even though he met with someone who met with someone who had tested positive for the virus. And not only that, but he still shakes hands with people! Oy!

On a more personal note, I'm certain I have recently met with someone who recently met someone else who sat next to someone who had gone to a shopping mall where someone who was there among the throngs of shoppers had the virus, and I have not been tested. So I could definitely have the virus RIGHT NOW, which is why I am choosing to self-quarantine for the next 14 days at least. (Thank God I always stock plenty of toilet paper, which is now being hoarded by the masses who fear being stuck at home without any.) As for our trip to Israel, Bibi took that off the table with his mandatory two-week quarantine for all people entering his country. Since we were going for 15 days, it just doesn't make sense.


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