I know it's short notice, but I've called this non-meeting of Loners Anonymous to pat our members on the back and assure them they have nothing to worry about when it comes to the current virus going around -- the one that originated in China but must not be attributed to China lest we be seen as racist, which is ironic since we all know that were we to hold meetings our group would certainly order in Chinese food.
Anyway, at last our habitual way of life is being celebrated and encouraged! What the government calls a "self-quarantine," we call a typical day at home. What they call "social distancing," we call common sense. Maybe,
finally, loners will stop having such a bad reputation and get some respect.
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