Coronavirus Update

Even here in out-of-the-way Maine, things are heating up pandemic-wise. Today I heard several facts concerning Covid-19 that are worth passing along, no pun intended. Some, all or none of them may or may not be true:

A baby born in China has tested positive for the disease.

A dog, also in China, that had been diagnosed several days ago with coronavirus died.

The virus is the work of an alien race living inside the Earth that is intent on killing off the human race before coming up and taking residence here.

The virus can live on paper, so make sure to wash your mail.

This epidemic will last through the summer.

This epidemic will last forever.

I also heard my first coronavirus joke:
First person: Want to hear a joke about coronavirus?
Second person: Okay.
First person: Never mind, you probably won't get it.