Bigger Boobs and Butts

Actress Sarah Jessica Parker shows off her new friends. But hey, no touching!

Women in Hollywood, many of them actresses, models and TV news anchors, as well as ordinary folk who are not in the entertainment world, are freaking out over the fact that men (the pigs!) treat them as sex objects. But take a look at some of the following statistics for cosmetic plastic surgery procedures from 2015, and it's surely only gotten more popular since then.

According to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, 2015 was "The Year of the Rear," with thousands of women rushing out to get their sagging bottoms up to speed. Buttock implants were the fastest growing type of cosmetic surgery, with a buttock procedure just about every 30 minutes of every day. These included Buttock Augmentations (14,705 procedures), Buttock Lifts (4,767 procedures) and Buttock Implants (2,540 procedures). Meanwhile, Breast Lifts were also popular in 2015, with 99,614 procedures done nationwide.

Let's face it, surgery is scary business. So why do women go under the knife, risking strokes, nerve damage and even death, for so many elective surgeries? Is it so they are more comfy sitting on those fannies filled with fake fat? Do their bigger breasts keep them warmer in frigid temperatures? What could the reasons be, since apparently none of them want to look sexier and all of them despise the unwanted glances and sexist comments from men? It's a real head-scratcher.