Poor Michelle!

Sometimes when I have nothing else pressing, I'll spend a few minutes trying to decide who is the worse person: Barack or Michelle. Today being Saturday, and with my back out of whack from a really dumb thing I did a few days ago (that does not bear going into) keeping me at home, I started thinking about that, and I decided that it's Michelle, hands down. In case you disagree, then perhaps you are not up to speed on her phony-baloney "Target shopping story," which she changes to fit any occasion.

First she said it was funny that when she went on an undercover shopping expedition to Target, nobody recognized her and the only person who spoke to her was a lady who asked her to reach a high shelf and get her some detergent. Michelle thought that was nice--after all, the lady was short and Michelle is tall, and she got a chance to be a normal person and help someone. At least that's what she said on David Letterman's TV show back in 2012. But recently she told the same story to People Magazine and tweaked it into a racist experience: The only way the person saw her was as someone who could help her, or maybe worked there. Imagine her shame!

Google it for the details; you get the idea.