A Politically Correct Primer

Apparently there are people you can denounce publicly and people you cannot denounce, publicly or otherwise. A list follows, just so you don't incur the Wrath of Khan, the wrath of Suzie, or the wrath of anyone else for that matter:

Okay:
1. Mitt Romney
2. All Romneys
3. All Republicans
4. All Mormons
5. Anyone from the Tea Party
6. All Scientologists
7. All wealthy CEOs
8. All Bushes
9. Deadbeat dads
10. Joan Rivers

Not Okay:
1. Barack Obama
2. All Obamas
3. All Democrats except Nancy Pelosi and John Edwards
4. Single moms, welfare moms and pregnant teens
5. Gay married couples
6. The morbidly obese
7. Bill Clinton
8. All Clintons
9. Tyler Perry movies
10. The recently deceased except Michael Jackson