Doing the Trump Shuffle

Come on -- loosen up and give it a try. Doing the Trump Shuffle makes people feel good, and Lord knows the Democrats need something to make them feel good. Maybe if they stopped blindly hating the man and tried being open-minded and, God forbid a million times, loving, things would improve for the whole country.

I know, it's hard since the poison they ingest daily takes its toll. And on Sundays they get a triple-dose of poison that lays them low for days, I'm sure. I'm talking about The New York Times, that insidious Bible for the misguided and unthinking Democratic Party foot soldiers who read it and weep, of course in unison.

Today being Sunday we have the pages of that liberal rag strewn around our living room. After doing the crossword puzzle in the Magazine section, I ventured further and only found blatant negativity concerning everything Trump is doing, will do and ever did, sadness over Kamala's inevitable loss, and suggestions of how to survive the terrible four years ahead until they take back the White House with hopefully a woman president. Like that matters? Have these people learned nothing from the outcome of the recent election, when a black female lost? Get it? Nobody cares about your gender when you are unfit for the job.

My favorite -- and by that I mean my least favorite -- column in today's Opinion section is by Gail Collins, a middling writer who says things like "I dunno" and "um, obviously" in otherwise acceptable sentences. Gail believes that Kamala lost because America is racist: "I know we elected Barack Obama twice, but if we can't rise up above race once and for all, it's hard to believe we'll ever be a country capable of making grand, inclusive decisions like making a woman president."

President Koko Banana-Rama, 2028?

Two things Gail seems to overlook. The first is that we might elect a white woman as president. Would that be grand enough for her, or too lacking in inclusivity? And second, who gives a damn if we have a woman president? Why is that so important? What's next: A dog for president? Or maybe a chimpanzee, I hear they are very smart. 

When will we recognize that we share the planet with many different species? Let them take a crack at running things; they couldn't do any worse than an old man with degenerating brain cells. As for the Dem's so-called deep bench, I actually heard on CNN that AOC is being floated for a presidential run in 2028. If she runs I'm definitely writing in the chimp. (Any chimp.)