Friday, December 13, 2024

Say Nothing

If one can believe anything reported online, things are getting pretty dicey here in America. For example, a woman was arrested in her home yesterday following a phone call with her health insurance company about a denied claim during which she said, "Delay, deny, depose," words scrawled on the bullet casings found at the scene of the murdered CEO of a health care company recently. 

Adding, "You people are next," the assumption that she was threatening to kill someone and is a danger to society sent local Florida cops to her door. The 42-year-old mother of three does not own any weapons. Despite that, her bail was set at $100,000.

So just shut up if you know what's good for you. And for God's sake, get rid of that damn Alexa thing. And your phone. And your computer. And move to another country while it's still possible.

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Say Nothing

If one can believe anything reported online, things are getting pretty dicey here in America. For example, a woman was arrested in her home ...