Siri Claus Is Coming to Town

It dawned on me the other day that some of the lyrics to "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" are very appropriate and alarmingly descriptive of today's hyper-surveilled, over-governed environment. They follow:

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I’m telling you why
Siri Claus is already here 

She’s making a list,
Checking it twice,
Gonna find out who’s naughty or nice.
Siri Claus is already here

She sees you when you’re sleeping
She knows when you’re awake
She knows if you’ve been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake

I'd get rid of that Siri thing if I were you, and soon. And her friend Alexa too.