The Original Lemonhead

These days all you need to be is disadvantaged in some way to make it big. It could be anything: skin color, sexual orientation, body size, physical handicap, mental capacity -- if yours is in the minority you're halfway there. Talent is not required.

Take CNN's Don Lemon, for example. He's black and he's gay, two things that make him a hero in today's politically correct world. He's also a moron, which puts him over the top. Even dumber than Chris Cuomo, who is pathetically white and sadly heterosexual, Lemon's minority staus earns him an annual salary of $4 million.

The only thing right about Lemon is his surname. He is truly a lemon.