Democrats Pulling the Trigger Card

The human race is declining at a rapid pace. Not only is it getting fatter, sicker and dumber, it's getting sillier. Perhaps, like me, you recently caught a glimpse of a video on the TV news or online of the meeting of the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) who convened last weekend in Atlanta, Georgia. What I saw looked a lot more like a skit on Saturday Night Live than an authentic political assembly.

So much quieter than clapping!

For starters, no clapping was allowed because that was too "triggering" for some of the more anxious attendees, which seemed to be all of them. So instead of clapping, audience members showed their  approval with "jazz hands" waving in the air. Ha! Also outlawed as "too triggering" was any "gender-related" speech; no hes or shes allowed, everyone was simply called "comrades." Similarly, strong scents were strictly prohibited as they were deemed too aggressive for the more delicate comrades. Compared to this group of loonies, Donald Trump's orange hair seems downright conventional.

The DSA stands behind Bernie Sanders and voted not to endorse any other candidate, should Sanders not win the nomination. We can only hope he doesn't because the thought of any of those people voting for our next president is even scarier than our current president getting re-elected.