The best thing I got out of the last presidential election is the ability to say to myself, when I'm feeling down and everything seems bleak, "At least I'm not Hillary Clinton." That's a big help sometimes, like this morning when I woke up at five to go to the bathroom and couldn't stand up because I was having an attack of my BPPV, which makes the room spin around crazily like that scene in Alfred Hitchcock's Vertigo where Kim Novak feels like she's falling, with the spinning black and white circles. Anyway, it was right then that I thought, "This sucks, but at least I'm not Hillary Clinton."
Not only is she married to a serial philanderer with a gigantic ego (even bigger than hers), but she's apparently in the grips of a runaway food addiction which explains why her pantsuits are morphing into caftans. But the real problem with Hillary, and why she needs our sympathy and support, is that she just can't accept her own reality, which is this: She lost the election, for which she had been preparing her entire adult life, to Donald Trump. Actually when you look at that statement in a certain light, it's kind of an amazing accomplishment that few other people, if any, could have managed. So, with the right drugs in her system, she could even feel proud.
Anyway, Hil went to India last weekend to hawk the book she wrote about why she lost, and talked about why she lost. We are now more than a year out from that sorry situation, yet for her it's still front and center. She's obsessed, not to mention delusional. Her current rationalization of why she lost, or "What Happened" as she sadly titled her book, is because all those "deplorables" are just so, well, so deplorable!
Naturally she gave some examples, like how white people in certain parts of the country hate blacks and want them to fail, and how white women in certain parts of the country still feel pressured to vote the way their husbands and sons tell them to, and how white people in certain parts of the country don't like it when certain ethnic groups, like Indian-Americans to pick a group at random while she's speaking to a bunch of Indian-Indians, outshine them in the workplace. Added to all that was that "ill-advised" CIA Director Jim Comey who spooked people about her just two weeks before the election, making everyone who was planning to vote for her decide not to.
Clearly the woman is out of her gourd and should be locked up, not in a prison like the Trumpies chant, but in a mental institution.
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Anyway, Hil went to India last weekend to hawk the book she wrote about why she lost, and talked about why she lost. We are now more than a year out from that sorry situation, yet for her it's still front and center. She's obsessed, not to mention delusional. Her current rationalization of why she lost, or "What Happened" as she sadly titled her book, is because all those "deplorables" are just so, well, so deplorable!
Naturally she gave some examples, like how white people in certain parts of the country hate blacks and want them to fail, and how white women in certain parts of the country still feel pressured to vote the way their husbands and sons tell them to, and how white people in certain parts of the country don't like it when certain ethnic groups, like Indian-Americans to pick a group at random while she's speaking to a bunch of Indian-Indians, outshine them in the workplace. Added to all that was that "ill-advised" CIA Director Jim Comey who spooked people about her just two weeks before the election, making everyone who was planning to vote for her decide not to.
Clearly the woman is out of her gourd and should be locked up, not in a prison like the Trumpies chant, but in a mental institution.
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