Sad but true, Anderson Cooper, the fabulously wealthy and even more fabulously gay CNN news anchor who has an eye condition that requires him to wear eyeglasses at random times depending on his outfits, has given up the pretension exhibited early in his career that he is a serious journalist. During Hurricane Katrina he was on the scene to document the death and destruction in New Orleans; now he's digging in the dirt for details about exactly where the presidential penis has been in the distant past.
Anderson's voyeuristic tendencies have resulted in two separate and very lengthy TV interviews with two different women, one a former porn star with gigantic breasts and the other a former Playboy Playmate, each of whom claims to have met the presidential penis back in 2006 when Trump was not only not the president, but instead a reality TV star in the same category as the Duck Dynasty guys, the Kardashians, Snooky and her Jersey Shore roommates and all those classless and catty rich Housewives.
Back in 1963, the one and only God of News, Walter Cronkite, famously teared up on camera as he announced the death of JFK to the waiting public. If Cronkite were alive today he'd likely collapse in tears over this one and have to be carried off the set on a stretcher.
Anderson's voyeuristic tendencies have resulted in two separate and very lengthy TV interviews with two different women, one a former porn star with gigantic breasts and the other a former Playboy Playmate, each of whom claims to have met the presidential penis back in 2006 when Trump was not only not the president, but instead a reality TV star in the same category as the Duck Dynasty guys, the Kardashians, Snooky and her Jersey Shore roommates and all those classless and catty rich Housewives.
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| Walter Cronkite removed his Anderson Cooper glasses to tell us JFK was dead. |
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