Sunday, August 30, 2015

What If?

What if Donald Trump wins the presidency?
What if everyone starts having transgender surgery?
What if Oreos were a health food?
What if a plague breaks out in America?
What if you actually quit smoking, started exercising and lost 30 pounds?
What if Coca-Cola admitted they were poisoning people and shut down?
What if people stopped tracking their ages? 
What if houses were built with Legos and you could move walls anytime?
What if tattoos fall out of favor and are seen as gross liabilities? 
What if the dead start coming back in perfect health as they once were? 
What if smoking marijuana was required of all government workers?
What if being really fat was in?
What if doctors in the lower half of their graduating class were denied licenses?
What if dogs could talk?
What if electricity simply didn't work anymore? 
What if there were no coffee?
What if you were a monk living on a mountain top in Tibet?


4 comments:

  1. these are great!
    Each one worth a day of thought
    But instantly smiled at the government workers being required to smoke pot. The whole experience of dealing with them would be sooooo much better!

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  2. Working on #5. 20 down!
    Smoking next.

    --Tedinski

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  3. Go for it Ted! You'll never regret it :)

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