Q: In the Jewish doctrine, when does a fetus become a human? A: When it graduates from med school.
Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward?
A: They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.
Q: What's the definition of a queer Jew?
A: Someone that likes girls more than money.
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
Q: Why were gentiles invented?
A: Somebody has to pay retail.
Q: Why do Jewish men have to be circumcised?
A: Because a Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.
Q. What is the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision?
A. In a crucifixion, they throw out the whole Jew.
Q: Why do Jews have big noses?
A: Because air is free.
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