No Thanks, I Already Ate

Apparently zombies are in, and not just at the movies. In the past few weeks there have been several instances of eating of humans by other humans, whether it be dismembered body parts or just straight off the bone. Besides being disgusting, alarming, despicable and nauseating, it seems downright unsafe if you ask me. Before you eat that face you are about to eat, ask yourself: Where has it been? Remember, you're not just eating that person, you are eating everyone that person has eaten as well. I won't do it, even it gets to be trendy, which you know it will if anyone famous does it. If Justin Bieber eats anyone and the paparazzi get a picture, you can bet it goes mainstream. Regardless, I'll stick with a nice bowl of oatmeal with blueberries for all my meals.