I cried because I had no computer, and then I met a man who had no ipad

My computer crashed and is in the hospital, leaving me with this iPad, a poor substitute. Not really worth it, but fun to see if it is good for something. 

I realize with much chagrin and apprehension that I am an Internet junkie; life in Maine without a computer seems barely worth living. I suppose the alternatives are a rifle and a fishing pole. Must buy soon.