Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Chris Christie is Fat

If you dare to call somebody "fat"-- even if that person is admittedly the size of a bus, and whether or not you say it right to that person's face or behind his or her back or just simply write it in a newspaper column without even naming the person -- you are considered an insensitive twit unfit to walk among decent people. However, if you stab your boyfriend 27 times, slit his throat from ear to ear and then shoot him dead in the head, you get lots of sympathy and have a fan club and get fan mail and get interviewed by journalists and have thousands upon thousands of people hanging on your every word. Why is that?

Being fat is a choice. Yeah, yeah, I know--glandular problems, faulty thyroid, genetics, blah, blah, blah. Been there, heard that. Eat less, exercise more, then you won't be. And for God's sake, don't become a baker or work in a pizza joint if you're short on self-control.

2 comments:

  1. plus his name is a girl's name......he obviously had problems from the very start.....isn't his last name enough of the christian thing? just a big double from the beginning. ugh.

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  2. You do hae to wonder what his parents were thinking when they named him that. I am always amazed when I meet people named Tom Thompson or Bill Williams--why?

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