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| Wouldn't you know it -- POTUS is a black woman! |
Suddenly everything stops: clocks, cell phones, TVs, computers, lights, train signals, airplane control towers, hospital ventilators, and definitely the coffee machines at every Starbucks. If it was plugged in, it stopped. Then, exactly a minute later everything starts up again but nothing is the same. Many people have died.
This is the premise of a new series on Netflix called Zero Day, starring the obnoxious windbag formerly known as Robert DeNiro who doesn't understand that half the audience voted for Trump so he should STFU about how much Republicans suck and just read his damn lines. Anyway, despite hating DeNiro I'm interested so tell me more....
In the second episode they told me more -- so much more that I had to turn it off for being too stupid. Here are some of the story lines stuffed into this silly effort:
Former POTUS Mullen (DeNiro) is called in from retirement to calm the public.
His congresswoman daughter opposes him publicly.
His ex-mistress (and mother of his love child) meets privately with his wife.
His right-hand man is secretly sleeping with his congresswoman daughter.
He has creeping dementia and gets all crazy in his head and nobody knows.
A Russian bad guy is sneaking around shooting people.
A group of terrorist hackers are found dead in their hideout.
The lead hacker works for the CIA.
Of course the new POTUS is a black woman.
Sorry, life is too short. Watch Paradise on Hulu instead, it's great!
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