Saturday, March 1, 2025

Too Smart To Be Rich


Despite not understanding why football is such a big deal, I have always been smart, even as a kid. I'm not boasting, it's just a fact. So I have always wondered why I seem unable to make much money, being so smart. But now I know: you have to be dumb and incompetent but have rich parents to make it big in America. 

Take Elon Musk, who according to Rep. Alexandria-Ocasio Cortez is really dumb. And all the Democrats online constantly call him an incompetent nutcase. Many others point to the fact that he was born into a prominent family so he had everything given to him, a circumstance that led to his success despite him being such an idiot. 

I guess Elon must be really dumb, to have been elected a Fellow of the Royal Society (2018), listed among the Time 100 Most Influential People in the World (2010, 2013, 2018 and 2021), and ranked joint-first on the Forbes list of the "Most Innovative Leaders " (2019). 

If you can stand hearing more, in 2021, Time named that stupid idiot "Person of the Year." His clear incompetence led to him to become a business magnate and technologist recognized for his design and engineering work on Tesla vehicles and SpaceX rockets, and his efforts to combat global warming. 

The silly dummy has received several environmentalist awards, including the National Wildlife Federation's Connie Award and a Global Green award. All of that has made the crass bigmouth father of 14, who is on the spectrum, the richest person in the world worth $419.4 billion.

Meanwhile, I've got bupkis. Thankfully, I'm smart.

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