Life Without Rosie

I keep seeing videos posted online by Rosie O'Donnell, the former celebrity whose career no longer exists, talking about how happy she is in Ireland where she moved a few months ago because Donald Trump was elected president. Apparently she simply had to leave the U.S. because her hatred for Trump is so intense that she couldn't stay here and she wants everyone to know. In her online videos, she relates in a grim tone that everyone in Ireland has been so sweet and kind to her and that now she's happy again.

Since Rosie left the country my life has not changed at all. I still have ten pounds to lose, am allergic to bug bites and can't decide whether to cut my hair or to let it grow. 

I wonder why celebrities think they are so important.